My Vampire Plus-One

by Jenna Levine

REGINALD: Also hey REGINALD: I’m not asking this for any particular reason at all REGINALD: Other than because I’m curious, and as always am extremely invested in the minutiae of your life REGINALD: But how long were you and Cassie together before you started talking about “forever”?? REGINALD: You know, in the vampiric sense FREDERICK: You’re only asking because you’re curious? REGINALD: Yes REGINALD: And because I care about you, my oldest friend, and want to know more about your life FREDERICK: You are NEVER curious about my life REGINALD: That’s not true. Remember that time at that one party in Madrid when I asked about that beautiful woman you were talking to? FREDERICK: You asked about her because you wanted to sleep with and then eat her, not because you cared about my life REGINALD: I’m hurt REGINALD: But okay, that’s fair FREDERICK: Be honest. Are you thinking of asking Amelia to think about turning? REGINALD: No! REGINALD: Absolutely not REGINALD: Whatever gave you that idea FREDERICK: Oh you silly fool.

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