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REGINALD: Also, do I have permission to go into your apartment while you’re gone? FREDERICK: ABSOLUTELY not. FREDERICK: Not after what you did to our mantel. REGINALD: I said sorry FREDERICK: Apology accepted. FREDERICK: My answer remains no. REGINALD: fine, fine, I’ll just wear what I have in my closet FREDERICK: Just don’t wear Old Fuzzy, any of those things you pilfered from the Steppenwolf Theatre props department back in the 1980s, or anything from your feather boa collection. REGINALD: well now I am going to wear all that stuff EVEN HARDER
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