My Vampire Plus-One

by Jenna Levine

“The truth is, I quite like making you happy.”

“But for you, I would brave a blizzard just to see you smile.”

How and why do cheese curds squeak? Stop. Want to know science behind it. Stop.

“You’re so beautiful when you’re sleeping.”

If her eyes had been open, she’d have seen it written all over my face just how desperately I was falling for her.

Why did someone who was so very obviously off-limits have to be so beautiful?

“Do you have any idea how gorgeous you are right now?”

“I’ve wanted to see you like this for what feels like a century,”

“I’ve wanted to make you laugh like this since the night we met. You were terrible at pretending to laugh when I asked you to, but in hindsight I see that was a good thing. Because if I’d seen what you are like when you truly let go, I would have fallen to my knees. Right then and there.”

He placed special emphasis on the word hardest, but out of concern for my own sanity, I refuse to analyze why that might be.”

AMELIA: I’m getting plowed! FREDERICK: That’s what she said

I haven’t made love to her yet and I REALLY want to.

Dating her and then losing her might break what’s left of my heart

“I’ve never tried storytelling before. Might be fun to write our own ending, don’t you think?”

“Worrying about things way too far in advance is kind of my thing, though.”