Telegram sent from Maurice J. Pettigrew, Treasurer of The Collective, to the Board of Directors Located quarry. Stop. Was not fishing at all! Stop. Fled to Wisconsin with human!! Stop. We made slight detour en route to tour cheese factory roadside billboard advertised as “Best Cheese Curds in Whole Gosh Darn World.” Stop. Have long been fascinated by cheese. Stop. How it’s made. Stop. How and why do cheese curds squeak? Stop. Want to know science behind it. Stop. Tour should be quick. Stop. Once finished, will bring prey to ground. Stop. Will bring gift from factory shop as apology for delay.
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These are adults who are centuries old. My little brother is more mature than this
