“You know you’re the hottest fucking girlfriend I’ve ever had,” I tell her. “I seriously doubt that, and I’m not your girlfriend.” “You’re the first. So, yes, you’re also the hottest.” “You’ve never been in a relationship?” “Never wanted to be… before now,” I admit. “What’s changed?” “I like you, and when I think about you being with anyone else, I want to rip heads off. I don’t want to share you, which means you and I are exclusive.” It’s simple as that.