“Condoms.” “Nightstand, and before you start assuming, I have them as a precaution, not a purpose.” “At this point, I don’t care. I was debating how good my pullout game would be, but I wasn’t sure you’d agree to that as an option.” “Um, definitely not. Now, can you get the condoms so that we can move this along?”
Period, stand your ground lol GET THOSE CONDOMS lol
