That Time I Took Down A Cult (Cozy Cult Cuties, #1)

by Rebel Carter

“You fucking bitch!” Callum explodes, clutching his arm to his chest. “You stabbed me three times, Buffy. What the fuck?”

Bro you literally just tried to slit her throat in front of all the men in your cult lmao

“You’re insane.” I shake my knife at him. “You chase me out here after fake marrying me just so you could slit my throat and I’m the insane one? No way, buddy. You’re not reverse Uno-ing me. I’m trying to survive.”

“You’re so fucking selfish, Buffy! Do you understand what you’re asking me to do? I don’t know why you can’t just do this one thing for me. It’s not even that big of a deal.”

BRO YOU ARE LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL HER?? LIKE SHE WILL CEASE TO EXSIST?

Men will sacrifice you for their own selfish gain, but a demon? A demon will make an honest woman out of you, claim you as their wife and destroy your enemies while an eternal magical mystery bond binds you to one another.

“You made him explode.” “He was going to touch you. Of course I made him explode.”