Super Sad True Love Story

by Gary Shteyngart

Remember this, Lenny; develop a sense of nostalgia for something, or you’ll never figure out what’s important.

I had paved the toll road to my own demise.

This country is so stupid. Only spoiled white people could let something so good get so bad.

All my life has been about doubts.

I miss being a complete foreigner and having no ties to anyone.