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women can be those things, but we’re complex creatures, with layers and layers of different traits and desires.
I hate when men lump us all together as a bunch of girly crazies. In my experience, men can be much worse.
isn’t just my sister, she’s my best friend too – I couldn’t imagine doing all of this, in these circumstances, for anyone else.
Awhh. This is cute.
cutting to the chase, always one to lap up the gossip. I suppose, being a hairdresser, you get a real appetite for it.
I can’t start my day without one or the other, though. The thought of running around this place all day, without a few shots of caffeine in me, sounds impossible.
Couldn't be more me.
– I’m confident mine will be better.’ ‘I’m definitely going to win this one,’ Kelly declares with a smile. So my love life really is a game now – cool.
so this is my one shot at dating someone who isn’t going to take me to Nando’s.
This writing is so london coded.
‘I honestly don’t think there is anything sexier than watching a woman eat,’ he says, his voice low and soft.
Ok... ICK!
Yep, I’m resurrecting my dead auntie (the one who gave me the fake ring) who never actually existed to begin with. ‘Oh, shit,’ Kane says. ‘Is there anything I can do for you?’ ‘No, no,’ I insist, a little too quickly. ‘Stay here, have a nice Threegie.’ I cringe. I don’t think that’s a thing.
This might be the funniest scene ever!
Kane thought an orgy might be a good first-date icebreaker.
It’s almost as though they’re expecting it – even though, deep down, I know that they are not.
So relatable... Flying still freaks me out.
I’m trying to apologise less because I do it all the time, even when something isn’t my fault. I apologised to a door I walked into the other day.
Definitely something i would do.
My T-shirt drops to the floor, and for a brief moment, I feel like I’m performing a striptease for myself. It’s silly, but I blush. Okay, now I’m naked. What next?
This girl genuinely kills me!
they could be the person keeping me in the lifestyle I am accustomed to. Yes, I am accustomed to this lifestyle already, after only one day.
‘So is my wife,’ he tells me, oh-so casually. ‘She’s in the spa. Hence me only having an hour.’
Ugh. Men are disgusting...
‘This is so weird, isn’t it?’ ‘It is,’ he replies. ‘But so much fun.’
‘And I have friends – great friends – of course. Friends are the family you choose, right?’
‘It’s the one thing I’ve never had any issues with,’ I point out. ‘But it’s fun to have a partner in crime.’
I really need to know more of Donnie's intentions here.
How does anyone ever have a bad day, when they kick things off bathed in such a warm, glorious glow?
‘Sometimes I wish I could apologise, on behalf of all men, for the seriously shitty behaviour my gender seems to love so much,’ he continues.
Okayyy mystery man! I love you.
You can always count on your sister for a dose of reality.
whereas sometimes the best I can pull off is a potato rolled in glitter.
Somehow it feels like we’re in this together.
‘To Rick and Lucy, who’ve shown us that love is not just a word – it’s a journey, an adventure, and sometimes, a sneaky shag in a beach hut. Cheers!’
