“I never doubted you’d get the votes, Theodore. I just wanted to make it so that when you were in charge, no one on that board could question if you deserved that job. I knew if you were in that place, you’d work to the bone to prove yourself to them. Bonus, I got to tell you you had no life, and it gave you a jumpstart to make one. I didn’t foresee the fake relationship thing, but I’ll admit, it was entertaining.”