A Pucking Wrong Christmas (Pucking Wrong, #2.5)

by C.R. Jane

Ari: Have you guys seen the “dick in a box” skit on SNL. Lincoln: Tell me you didn’t try that. Walker: Better question is…did Blake like it? Ari: That’s personal information, Disney. Lincoln: Then why did you bring it up? Ari: I didn’t bring it up. I asked if you’d seen the skit. You two just assumed I’m over here putting my dick in a box. Lincoln:… Walker: Were we wrong? Ari:… Lincoln: I hope you picked an appropriately sized box. Ari: I know Maximus 5000’s requirements, golden boy. I’m not going to do anything to hurt him. Walker: I’m not sure what to say right now. Lincoln: Me neither. Ari: You don’t need to say anything. You just need to be impressed by my creativity. Lincoln:… Walker: Okay, so I’m going to assume Blake liked it.

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