A Pucking Wrong Christmas (Pucking Wrong, #2.5)

by C.R. Jane

Monroe sighed and rolled her eyes. “Do I have to tell you everything?” “Yes,” I replied simply. “That’s how this works. You tell me what hurts. And I make it better.”

It was a present. His dick was wrapped in a present. A large present. Complete with a red bow. “What the fuck⁠—” “It’s my dick in a box,” he said in a completely serious voice. “Want to unwrap it?”