Old THOT Next Door

by Quan Millz

Life is too short to be caught up on how people think of you. You gotta do you, child! Shit, you got one life to live! Live it to the fullest. Ain’t nobody got time to get their time wasted.

busted down twin that worked at some school cafeteria making six dollars an hour.

I refused to let my age dictate the dicks I wanted.

“Yo! Someone go call the police! This old bitch is FUCKING CRAZY!” the manager, a tall and slender black fellow, screamed. “Bitch fucking pissed all over the goddamn floor!”

“Ohhh, shit!” she bellowed and then I heard the sound of what had to be diarrhea blasting out of her rectum and into the toilet. Then a bomb of farting went off. My eyes widened out of disgust as I did not need to hear all of that.

AND GUESS WHAT! HIS DICK WAS GOOD! He used to complain about your dry ass crotch all the time! Baby, he was dicking me down and eating me out so good!”

“I am here to see my friend and this fat ass hoe won’t let me!” I just knew my face filled with reddened rage.

And right now it’s nearly midnight and all I wanna do is go home to my wife, drink a beer, and then sneak away into the bathroom and jack my fucking dick to some of the pinkest pussy pics I can find on the web.”

“Baby, if yo fat ass hang up on me, I swear on my dead husband’s grave I’m gonna come up there and snatch that cheap ass dollar store wig off your neck!