“What does hot coffee have to do with being bisexual?” Jonah asks. “It’s the oat milk,” Nia says. “But I get oat milk, too.” “Is there something you want to tell us, Jonah?” Jade reaches over to take his hand. “You know I’ll love you no matter what, but if you’ve finally decided to turn away from your lifestyle of heterosexual deviancy, I’ll be so happy to shepherd you on your godly journey. Hashem has answered my prayers!”
