“Which part wasn’t right?” “That Tyler is bad in bed,” Even as I said it, I knew it was a lie. “We’re back to that again? You must not have ever had mind blowing sex.” “Yes, I have,” I shot back, offended. “Tyler is a wonderful lover.” “See—again, ‘wonderful lover’ just doesn’t do it for me. It doesn’t scream sex god.” “Oh and you’re such an expert?” “Women often use my name interchangeably with god, so yes,” he said dryly.
