“—probably sales or a lawyer or something from the way you like to talk. You’re engaged to an asshat of a man—who is a bully and mediocre in bed at best. You like nice things but aren’t materialistic and you live in some big city like LA or New York. You’re a swimmer, probably have been all your life, and unless God decided you’re his favorite, you workout and possibly do yoga. You’re used to getting your way but you like to think it’s not all because of your good looks.”

