Fetch My Latte: Sharing Feelings With Stupid People

by Kurt Schlichter

Stop telling me about your DJing and just get my latte order right this time. Sheesh, you can't find good help these days.

I was kind of hoping Pretty Woman would end with Julia Roberts tricking Richard Gere into getting knifed in the gut by her pimp and having a gerbil fall out.

I think the second Obama term may turn America into a Laibach video with music by Jay-Z.