“What the fuck, Galen!” he shouts as his eyes rove between us. I draw Piper in closer to me and tell our officiate to keep going until she has recited the same vows as me, her concern returning for another reason altogether. I barely wait for the man to pronounce us and give permission to kiss my new wife. Fuck do I love the sound of that. My wife. Mine. I get to keep her forever now.

