Rejection: Fiction

by Tony Tulathimutte

Less than nothing: she’s forced to choose between self-respect and peace of mind, when each requires the other, so it is a choice between nothing and nothing.

—eats stuffing every week not just Thanksgiving

and doesn’t bother to move her tampon string out of the way when she pees, so she just walks around all day with a damp string.

In this fantasy she is also the only woman on earth, so he would not be able to leave her even if he wanted to, and even if she was the worst, she was also the best.