So she quits podcasts too, leaving her nothing to do but stream all nine seasons of the American version of The Office, then all nine seasons again, and again, that fucking melodica theme song playing from her laptop’s trebly speakers over and over until her mind feels bleached by screenlight. She brings the American version of The Office into the bathroom with her so she doesn’t have to be alone there, and can’t fall asleep without it playing at quarter-volume beside her, sipping off her weed pen and dully prodding herself with her vibrator while watching this prechewed slop, so pandering and
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