Rejection: Fiction

by Tony Tulathimutte

The annoying thing about disagreeing with libs is they tend to assume you’re either to their right, or misinformed and in urgent need of enlightenment.

You’re an apple, and nothing’s wrong with you, you think. You look, taste, and cost the same as the others. If something were wrong with you, the FDA would’ve caught it. Nonetheless because of your placement, or for some other reason, or no reason at all, no grocery shopper will touch you, and by the time you’re finally noticed, you’re as rotten as you always knew you were.