appreciate if you could festoon your hair, forehead, nose, earlobes, chin, lips, and eyelashes with slobber in a tinsel-like arrangement. This is to address what I call “the Cumshot Paradox”: how, in porn, you want your climax synced with the performer’s, but this deprives you of the pleasure of seeing the load afterwards, since you’re already spent. My imperfect solution is to use slobber to emulate cum earlier, in effect taking the money shot on credit.
