Tales From Dark Places: The Halloween Collection

by Peter John

canapé

Seriously? Fucking canapé? She's looking at a chunk of pastry? Methinks the author (loosest term) means canopy. Leave it with you to decid...

canapé,

There's that pesky pastry again...

lepted

In what form of the king's buggering English is 'lepted' a word?

she took her life

No. She took her life because this god-awful story was her only epitaph. I would, too.