I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend (Accidents Happen, #1)

by Jessica Cage

Yes! He wanted to latch on to my titties like a newborn baby and nurse! I know I’m not a part of the itty-bitty titty committee, but that doesn’t mean I want to be a wet nurse to a full-grown man!

The idea of making new friendships as an adult sounded as appealing as detangling my hair with a fine-toothed comb.

“Light of the moon, heat of the flame, bring me the one whose soul knows my name,”

“Do not praise God when looking at my dick,” he ordered. “Oh, my… devil?” I frowned and forced my eyes away from his member to look up at him. “Whoever is responsible, they did a good job.”

Encouraged by the motion, I flipped the demon onto his back, grabbed his horns, and rode him like he was the mechanical bull at the rodeo bar that always had too many women in line for me to bother trying to hop my ass up there, but this bull was all mine.

“That was a dream.” I shook my head and whispered to myself. “This must still be a dream. You’re not real. I’m still dreaming. How much wine did I drink?”

It would be just like me to trade the booty juice jerk for a dirty demon who didn’t understand what soap was.

Then—I almost lost it when he did this—he detangled and twisted my hair! I couldn’t believe it.

Would've married him lol

“I will never understand why you get so emotionally attached to things you really should be eating. Imagine how great a poodle tastes roasted with a good chili sauce.”

Major WTF moment

“You have to survive this,” I spoke to her, unsure if she could hear me. “I know I’ve been stubborn, but so have you. It’s what makes this work between us. But now is not the time to be stubborn. Stay with me, Rayna. Promise me years of your stubbornness. Please do as I ask. Please fight to stay here.”

thought of Keri. I wondered if my friend was okay and then boom! I was gone. No longer riding a demon, but straddled across a coffee table, butt ass naked in front of my friend.

I laughed so hard!!!!