“It was a tiny rodent foot. It was a rat in his bed, but it wasn’t a typical New York rat. It wasn’t Ratatouille. It was more like Ravioli. He was on the bed walking across my hair when his foot got tangled in it.
Omfg! The quickness that my vagina would have dried up in addition to the heart attack that would have killed me! 😱 Poor thing!
