Elevator Pitch

by Evelyn Leigh

I’m shocked to see a Venmo request from Keith for twenty-five dollars.

The audacity

“You are a bitch.”

Oh he got us both fucked up

This is why you don’t have to be nice to men.

I deny the request and send him fifty do...

You better than me

“You forgot captivating, but yeah, that’s her.”

I order my usual and a box of donut holes for us to share, since I’ve suddenly decided that having donuts and coffee with my neighbor is more important than getting to work on time.

As you should

My day is more than good. It may be too early to say that, but I don’t care.

I’ll own it now and throw up later.

I needed to borrow a toothbrush.

“Hey, I made you smile and that’s all that matters to me.”