Elevator Pitch

by Evelyn Leigh

Dick-tionary

I’m a people pleaser in recovery. We prioritize everyone else’s happiness, even strangers who don’t mean anything to us. It’s just in our nature. Externally, I’m too fucking nice. Internally, I’m a badass like the women in my family. I struggle with displaying both sides in a way that is healthy for me.

Someone is out there waiting to love me. Someone will see all that I am and provide ample space for me to just be. Someone will contribute to the life I’ve created for myself without dimming my light.

“Listen, ma’am. I don’t have anywhere to be, but if you’re going to keep eye fucking me…I’d appreciate it if you’d ask me my name.”

Starting strongggggg

“You forgot captivating, but yeah, that’s her.”

If it ain’t got spice, no dice.

Listen to these immediately.

“You want to buy me smut books?” “Yes.” “Paperback or hardcover?” “Anything you fucking want.”

How will I survive the date if everything he’s doing has me ready to bite a pillow and scream?

It’s my first time being right. Go easy on me.

I’ve read a few romances she’s recommended, and I think this is what they call a slow burn. I can wait. The fire will be rewarding.

A man has never looked at me like that in the morning.

This is what romance novels are made of.

“I’m starting to believe interrupting me is a kink of yours.”

I got her. My sunflower. I then decide to change her name in my phone to ‘Sunflower.’

know a cat that has my tongue. ;) Sunflower SIR. Me Good girl.

Send me a picture when you get settled. I’d like to see you enjoying the fruits of my labor.

Selah, you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Send the picture. I’ll be waiting.

This kiss feels like the northern lights breathing life into me I never knew.

I wanted you to feel at home

Note to self: Order silk pillowcases and a bonnet for her to keep here.

“Like if you blink, she’ll disappear. You look at her like you’ve found the peace you’ve been looking for all this time.”

The most beautiful woman in the world is sleeping in my bed, on my chest, safe and sound. She’s exactly where she needs to be.

I’ll gladly love her until she catches up. Near or far.