Elevator Pitch
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Read between May 9 - May 12, 2025
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I’ve tried giving real men a chance, but that’s it. I’m deleting my dating profile and going back to fictional men.
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preach, girl
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Surely, my friends are, who refer to me as "Cobweb Queen.”
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🫠
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Someone is out there waiting to love me. Someone will see all that I am and provide ample space for me to just be. Someone will contribute to the life I’ve created for myself without dimming my light.
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It is SO good over here, sis
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“My name is Greyson, but you can call me Grey if you’re nasty,” he adds with a disarming smile.
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I like him a LOT
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“See you around, Selah. I hope to hear you calling me Grey sometime soon.”
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Oop! he spiiicyyy
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Far from a party animal but can throw one hell of a party. She’ll often throw an event, make sure everything is running smoothly, and leave early to protect her peace.
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Im not a Sag, but I know a twin soul when I see one
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She’s now a hairstylist who owns Chessboard, a popular salon in Brooklyn, along with her sister Evangeline.
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STOOOOPPP. they call her Chess and the salon is Chessboard. cute
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Seeing her win is hilarious because she has a money gun to make it rain Monopoly money on us.
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🤣
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supplies for therapy—tissues, water, a notepad and a pen.
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We love a prepared baddie
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She always clocks me. I love and hate her for it.
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Same
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She was expecting that card and thought it was lost in the mail. Before her husband passed, he wrote her a bunch of love letters and arranged for them to be sent in the future on their anniversaries and birthdays. He got really sick a few years ago and said he didn’t want her to forget how much he loved her when he was gone.”
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Oh. ok. I'm sobbing
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When he swallows, he says, “This book was fucking nasty. I was hard as a building reading it.”
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Cracked me the fuck up
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He should shut up right now. Shut up, Greyson.
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No shame. I would have been weak too
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“You want to buy me smut books?” “Yes.” “Paperback or hardcover?” “Anything you fucking want.”
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Take me, Greyson, Im yours
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done. I have closing questions prepared.”
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STOOOOOP! Im dying
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Then again, I haven’t had many partners, and if sex is supposed to be anything like what Greyson did to me, then I’m convinced I haven’t fucked anyone before him, and I’d like to be compensated for my wasted time.
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GET YOUR RESTITUTION!
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As enthusiastic as she is about reading, I don’t like seeing her space like this, but I don’t want to upset her by moving her things around in a way she isn’t comfortable with. I step out of her office and back into the guest room in hopes that some of these boxes are for bookcases and if not, I’m running out to get some today. I know how important her books are to her and I just can’t ignore this now that I’ve seen it. Thankfully three of these large boxes are for bookcases, so I ask Audrey and Eric to help by carefully removing her books while I get measurements to make sure everything will ...more
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THIS IS THE BAR