with “Two South Campus Dormitories Closed for Structural Damage.” Only at the very bottom of the article did she find what she’d been looking for: C. burranicum. Several students had been quoted on the unpleasant enervating symptoms of exposure and the inconvenience of their forced evacuation, but one had other concerns: “‘C. burranicum is an endemic species—it doesn’t grow anywhere else,’ according to sophomore biology major Wes Tucker, who was forced to leave his room on the fourth floor of Coblin Hall. ‘Killing it would be like, mycological genocide.’” A link in the article footer produced