Frisky the Snowman

by Lauren Biel

This is a spicy Christmas novelette that isn’t meant to be taken too seriously. I mean, it’s a story about a woman fucking a snowman! Happy Hoe-lidays!

I step back and stare at the man I created. My big, white snowman with a nice-sized carrot dick.

Let him fight all he wants. I’m a fucking snowman.

“Jesus Christ, Frisky! Is that . . . peppermint?” Her eyes narrow for a moment. “That’s what was on my sheet that morning! You dirty fucking snowman,” she says with a laugh.