“Listen, love’s a battlefield. Look at you. Too timid to pass a simple Valentine’s chocolate and captured by jealousy, a girl like you will never find happiness. If you love him, say it. If it doesn’t work out, next! Men are everywhere. Just expand your horizons. No good man ever showed up for a woman who just waits around. It’s a game of who confesses first. Men are also trying to figure out our feelings. Be forthright. And remember, it’s a numbers game—the more you try, the better your chances. The more you hesitate, the more you lose. Get it?”
