“So, who’s part of our threesome?” “Dean Winchester.” At least she didn’t say Big Bird or some shit. I like kink, but I draw the line at puppets. I laugh. “Sure, I’d rub dicks with him.” She laughs but sobers quickly when I speak about her like she’s not even here, trying to feed her objectification kink. I want to check off everything on her list, be all her firsts.

