“How are we going to decorate it?” “Everything’s at home already. Although, the branches might be too weak for some of them.” “We can do the balls, those are light.” “If you play your cards right, you might do more than the balls tonight.” I waggle my eyebrows, and she nudges me with her shoulder. “You keep those puns up and I’ll roast your nuts over an open fire.” “Oh!” I laugh, amused that she’s joining in. “That’ll put you on the naughty list.” We stop at the truck, I drop the tree, and pick her up. She wraps her legs around me. That’s what I’m talking about. I’m two seconds from fucking
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