whole tree, just the part that sticks out of the ground—” “Cam! That’s his landscaping!” “Jordan! That’s why it’s funny!” I say, imitating her. She tries to keep a straight face but loses her battle with laughter. I cup her rosy cheeks and kiss her. “You have your heists and I have mine.” She stares at me for a few long seconds, but eventually, her mouth tips up and she shakes her head. I step away so she can survey the property. “Any tree?” “Yup. Might I be so bold to recommend ones with curbside appeal?”
