“Okay, fine, maybe I was a romantic once, but not anymore. It’s different when you’re young, you know? The world is this sweet, shiny thing and you think you know how everything is going to turn out. But then you grow up and realize real life is messy and unpredictable, and no guy is going to show up at your front door with two blue boutonnieres just to make you happy. Because seriously, who the fuck does that?”
