‘Look, we’ll go back. My grandmother is the Red Queen, dammit. She can have this made right. We’ll go back and—’ ‘No.’ Snorri cut me off. ‘I took the prince out of the palace but the palace is still crammed firmly up the prince’s arse. You need to stop moaning about every hardship, stop chasing every woman you lay eyes on, and concentrate on surviving. Out here—’ He waved the axe at the bleakness of the mountains. ‘Out here you need

