“Should we go to a West End show later?” “You don’t even like the theater.” “But you do.” And to cheer me up, he’s willing to watch things he doesn’t like. This isn’t fair. I want the cold Eli back. “We probably can’t get good tickets this late.” “I can get any tickets you want. Up to and including a meet and greet with the actors backstage for hugs and pictures. Scratch that. Only pictures. No hugs.”
