Apprentice to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #2)

by Hannah Nicole Maehrer

“You don’t know where it is? You, the rubber hose enthusiast?” She pointed a finger in his face. “Planning for safety in case of an emergency does not make me an enthusiast, Evil Overlord.”

The woman could sharpen a pencil and he’d go into an apoplectic fit.

it wasn’t thoughtless bravery that won the fiercest battles—it was welcoming the fear that lived inside your heart, in your mind, and harnessing it to carry your feet forward, knowing it couldn’t control you.

“His dark soul is mine. Hand it over or you’ll remain trapped here forever, tormented by great evil.” Evie curled her lip and nodded earnestly. “That’s a pretty average work week in the office, honestly.”

“He’s like a teddy bear that got hold of a kitchen knife.”