Apprentice to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #2)

by Hannah Nicole Maehrer

There was no emotion in his voice when he said, “Does your mind live in the gutter?” She shook her head, tapping a finger against her lips. “No, but it rents there on occasion.”

“Evie, dear, quit while you’re three feet belowground.”

As Trystan Maverine, Evil Overlord, in his large, ridiculously frilly hat, picked up the flowery teapot and poured the tea, saying with a sternness that made her heart twist all over again, “My sincerest apologies, Miss Halliway. I usually have better manners.”

Gods i love this book lmao. I totally get the visual of Buzz Lightyear crashing out in Hannah’s room in Toy Story. Trystan wearing the pink frilly hat just cracks me up