Fake Around and Find Out (Happy Haven, #1)

by S.M. Shade

“Just tell me to come when it’s time. That’s how it works in porn anyway, isn’t it? Orgasm on demand?”

“He wants to rut with every bitch in town like a dog, so I told him if he wants back in my place, he’ll wear a dog collar.” She holds up a tiny remote control. “A shock one.” Say what you want about the trailer park, but you don’t get this sort of entertainment everywhere. “I don’t see a dog collar,” I remark. Donna smirks and nods toward her husband. “That’s because it’s not around his neck.”

“That’s how it goes. Some days you’re the boner, some days you’re the butt.” You can’t pay for wisdom like that.

My heart swells in my chest and I can’t fight or deny it anymore. Once our mouths part, I sigh, “Damn it, fine, I love you.”