“Someone thought it would be a good idea to make very smart magic bears and use them in combat,” the ex-soldier said. “Problem is, once you make someone smart, they become self-aware and call you on your bullshit. Sergeant Teddy is a pacifist. The leash is just for show so people don’t freak out. Major bought him a couple of years ago. Major is of the opinion that fighting in a war shouldn’t be forced on those who are morally opposed to it, human or bear.” “But you’re still here,” I told the bear. He snorted and looked at me with chocolate-brown eyes. “We offered him a very nice private
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i support sergeant teddy and all his life choices. i would die for sergeant teddy.
