“Grace is the event planner over at Saddlethorne. She sends a lot of her brides to me for their wedding flowers, and she does my fruit baskets. Well. She did. But no. We’re not together. Not like that. Her boyfriend is a mothman, he works over at the University. If you ever need to know anything about moths or bats or hummingbirds, I suggest you look it up yourself or ask literally anyone else, because you will never escape the conversation with him. That is how you will die.”
