“Ilmari Kinnunen Price, why are you in Cay’s bed right now?” Rachel shouts, her glee barely contained. “And why are you both naked?” “Babe, they obviously just fucked,” Jake replies for us. “Would you check out their faces? Look how fucking happy they look. Oh my god, this is too much information. I’m freaking out. Now I’m picturing it, and I’m dying.”