“Langers, you gotta come hold it for the picture!” “I’m not fucking holding that thing,” I cry. “Why not?” laughs Sully. My eyes are wide. “Dude, it’s a shark.” “Yeah, but it’s, like, a rite of passage,” Jake says from behind me. “You just caught a shark. You wrestled a king of nature and won. We have to document this moment.” “Plus, Poppy could do a million social media things with the photos,” Morrow adds. “The digs at the Sharks practically write themselves.” “What’s the plan here, guys?” says Rob. “Photo or no photo? If no photo, I’m tossing her back.” “Hell, I want a photo with it,” says
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