“Oh…babe, you look so beautiful—” But her face turns from a smile to a look of horror. “Oh god. Ryan—baby, you’re so sunburned. What happened?” I fight the roll of my eyes. “Well, I was in the sun all day. And it’s not that bad—” “Trust me, it looks worse in person,” says Novy, leaning in to press his face close to mine and wave at Tess. “Hey, Red. Don’t worry, we’ll bring him back in one piece…sans a few skin cells.”