The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

by Rick Riordan

way. She’d e-mailed me the picture

So you printed it out and put it in your notebok

They were new kids who must’ve been visiting, because they were all wearing those stupid HI! MY NAME IS: tags from the admissions office. They must’ve had a weird sense of humour, too, because they’d all filled in strange names like: MARROW SUCKER, SKULL EATER and JOE BOB. No human beings had names like that.

Ohje

‘Percy did it, Mr Bonsai! He set the whole building on fire. Coach Nunley will tell you! He saw it all!’

a big f you matt sloan

‘Laistry – I can’t even say that. What would you call them in English?’ She thought about it for a moment. ‘Canadians,’

AHAHAHA

Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the bull’s face. ‘BAD COW!’

Someone had poisoned it.

Oooooh.... Luke?

Suddenly everybody gasped. Tantalus scooted away from Tyson in surprise. All I could do was stare in disbelief at the brilliant green light that was about to change my life – a dazzling holographic image that had appeared above Tyson’s head.

Ohhh he's being claimed!!!

His eye is still half blind from the last time somebody poked it out.

Odysseus you badass

The Sea of Monsters is off the east coast of the U.S. now, just north-east of Florida. The mortals even have a name for it.’ ‘The Bermuda Triangle?’

Of course

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Should all four escape at once … ah, but I’m sure you’ll be careful.

I'm sure

I swung my sword. ‘No!’ Annabeth yelled. Too late. I sliced the Hydra’s head clean off.

Oh mannn kommen da jetzt nicht neue köpfe

‘Perfect!’ her voice boomed. I squirmed in alarm, but she only tightened her grip around my furry belly. ‘See, Percy? You’ve unlocked your true self!’

OMG he's a guinea pig

guinea pig,’ C.C. said. ‘Lovely, aren’t you? Men are pigs, Percy Jackson. I used to turn them into real pigs,

Omgggg circe?

‘You … C.C. … Circe!’

Ha! I knew it

I looked over, expecting to see Annabeth, but the girl wasn’t Annabeth. She wore punk-style clothes with silver chains on her wrists. She had spiky black hair, dark eye-liner around her stormy blue eyes and a spray of freckles across her nose. She looked familiar, but I wasn’t sure why.

Thalia?

Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.

‘Hasenpfeffer!’ the Cyclops said, patting one of the sheep in front of me. ‘Einstein! Widget – eh there, Widget!’

Wilde namen

‘Hello, ugly!’ Polyphemus stiffened. ‘Who said that?’ ‘Nobody!’ Annabeth yelled. That got exactly the reaction she’d been hoping for. The monster’s face turned red with rage. ‘Nobody!’ Polyphemus yelled back. ‘I remember you!’

Omggg i love the Odysseus references

Brace yourself.

Oh what

Brace yourself.

Oh maybe bc he knows about what the fleece will do to thalia