The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3)

by Lemony Snicket

I can’t believe you would dare to disagree with a man who has eye problems.” “I have eye problems,” Klaus said, pointing to his glasses, “and you’re disagreeing with me.”

Lmao

Remember when you lived with Uncle Monty? You were convinced that his assistant, Stephano, was really Count Olaf in disguise.” “But Stephano was Count Olaf in disguise,” Klaus exclaimed. “That’s not the point,”

This book and probably the rest of the series was made to teach kids how adults gaslight while they’re also ridiculously dense