“If it makes you feel any better, you don’t make any sense for me, either. You’re too old and too grouchy and way too bossy. Plus, you’re right. Kidnapping is a terrible way to start a relationship. It’s completely fucked up. We’re totally doomed, I get it. But you know what else?” “No. What?” “I don’t care about any of that, because the way you look at me makes me feel like I could fly.”

