Carnal Urges (Queens & Monsters, #2)

by J.T. Geissinger

My voice climbs in panic. “Oh god. Am I brain damaged?” He arches one dark eyebrow. “You mean more than you were before?”

“You’re about as charming as herpes. Now go take a piss.”

Go piss girl

“You were dropped on your head a lot as a baby. That’s it, isn’t it?”

“Your parents are brother and sister, aren’t they?” “Oh, look, we finally have something in common!”

“If this is you being a good influence on me, I should kill myself immediately.”