“What is your natural hair color?” “I have eyebrows, don’t I?” Hayden rolls his eyes. “Yeah, but I know people with blond hair who have brown eyebrows.” “Do I seem like a blond to you?” He remains silent. “Are blond girls your type?” I am an embarrassment. Absolute buffoonery. “Bold question, Nonbeliever.” He laughs. “Rest assured, you’re the only woman in my life right now.”
